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"THE FUPA" Unisex Tee
★One of our all-new, amazing designs from our all new 42-card deck, "THE MOM DECK!!" (OCTOBER 2022)

Your mother-in-law just asked if you’re pregnant (again), your co-workers are side-eying your midsection. It’s not another pregnancy, or even a burrito baby, its a FUPA, or “Fatty Upper Pubic Area.” The mark of motherhood: You can tie it in a knot, you can tie it in a bow, you can stuff it into high-waisted leggings, you can Spanx it into a gelatinous mound, but it’s not going anywhere.

★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)★THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!! (OCTOBER 2022)
THE MOM DECK!! ALL NEW!!Check out our all-new "The Mom Deck." This hilarious, 42-card spoof deck is bursting with colorful and raw vignettes of pregnancy and motherhood, put together into a convenient, oozing, Motherhood sandwich – with the crusts uncut – and of course, features our patron saint, “MaDamn Skeleton.” Read it and weep – or is that the hormones?

 

Unisex Tee:
XS - 3XL Runs a little bit large. Order down for true to size, or order normally for a longer and more relaxed tee. This tee style is super popular because it drapes, has extra length, but still hugs your curves.

View our size chart HERE.